when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
