so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
