Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You made out with two different species that night
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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