please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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