this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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