all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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