I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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