i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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