Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I am available for nakedness
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
