True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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