She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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