So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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