We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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