can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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