So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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