look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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