ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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