Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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