ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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