No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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