So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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