Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Can I color on your dick again?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
third nipple confirmed
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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