uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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