we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she pinky promised me she was 18
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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