Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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