I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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