what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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