You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
