All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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