End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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