tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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