ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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