no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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