There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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