As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
