their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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