can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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