i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
third nipple confirmed
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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