this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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