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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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