She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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