Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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