I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
You smell like stripper and shame
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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