"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
