now i know why i became what i already was.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
bring money and cleavage
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
