I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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