But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm at about main and main street
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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