but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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