What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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