laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Never joke about your clitoris.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
