Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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