My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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