and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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