..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
And then my night got REAL pukey
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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