Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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